How I Pissed Someone Off Today
While trying to agree on a schedule for the Friday, I came face to face with the very essence of man behaviour:
I go: “We can have beer after dinner”.
Think again!: “You cannot tell someone when or when not to drink beer!”

that’s right! many people become very hungry only after having drunk a lot of beer, and they can’t eat anything without a stomach full of beer. sad
but very often true!